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Humor has its place here on the wiki. Even though theyre not directly reference material, we wiki'ans are human *gasp* and do enjoy the occasional side-splitting funny. :-)

Q: Why did the plywood cube cross the road?
A: Because llSetPos stops it from going farther than 10 meters per call! *ducks thrown tomatoes*

Q: Why are the plywood cubes male??
A: Because llSendRemoteData is female!

Q: How many scripters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, if the changed event is set.

Q: How many people are in the region?
A: I don't know, just ask llGetRegionAgentCount!

Q: I still haven't got your email. Didn't you use llEmail?
A: Yeah! But that has a 20 second delay!

llSetTarget(bathroom); TechplexEngineer

Fear those who don't have a proper sense of humor. - Ice
Scorn those who have too much of a sense of humor. -EepQuirk
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people. - Bobbyb30Zohari
Case in point - Ice

Somebody just said 'Go rez your mother'. Best insult of 2006 (so far) - Will Moxie

Technical Documentation is like sex. When it's good, its very very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing. - TiPBaKeR

Best insult of all time (in my opinion) "I scripted your girlfriend..." Misquoted from DraconisNeurocam talking to Abbadon Fujin.

Best Inneudo of 07 (in my opinion) "Ram it in a variable" "Oh I love it when you talk like that" NidolSlazar

"Careful now, better not use that new function, they didn't test it, you know?"
"Certainly, there is at least one Linden-restricted LSL function, llFuckUpGrid(string patheticexcuse,integer simsunusable,integer flaminghipposfromthesky)." -Kyle Hayashi


Here I sit, broken hearted,
My Scripts compiled but the sim departed,
I spent my time to craft my code,
But poor old SL couldnt take the load,
Oh How I wish I'd never started.....
- Newgate Ludd

There once was a man from Da Boom
His script memory ran out of room
The stack heap collided
The script was divided
And now development can resume
- Ultralite Soleil

A scripter I knew got quite prickly
When scripts became laggy and sickly
He spiffed up his code
Reducing the load
And now they all crash twice as quickly.
- Azoth Amat

An LSL Haiku - JB Kraft
what a crappy way to say
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sometime i look @ how many times i crash and think Wen will they add the llKillALinden option
~♥*::. KristinaKail Destiny .::*♥~

//Found this one inside a cube in a sandbox once.

integer State = 1;

        if (State = 0);
            llShout(0, "OH GOD BRACE FOR IMPACT");


In the beginning was the plan,
and then the specification;
And the plan was without form,
and the full specification was void llHype();

And darkness
was on the faces of the implementors thereof;
And they spake unto their leader,
"It is a crock of shit,
and smells as of a sewer."

And the leader took pity on them,
and spoke to the project leader:
"It is a crock of excrement,
and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the project leader
spake unto his section head, saying:
"It is a container of excrement,
and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

The section head then hurried to his department manager,
and informed him thus:
"It is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none may abide its strength."

The department manager carried these words
to his general manager,
and spoke unto him
"It containeth that which aideth the growth of plants,
and it is very strong."

And so it was that the general manager rejoiced
and delivered the good news unto the Vice President.
"It promoteth growth,
and it is very powerful."

The Vice President rushed to the President's side,
and joyously exclaimed:
"This powerful new software product
will promote the growth of the company!"

And the President looked upon the product,
and saw that it was exactly as intended.
Soon he had enough people using it,
that a community was born.

And everyone added their little ingredient,
so that the original flavor was soon forgotten (except for lsl).
And then the coders received Mono,
whose smell would make them cringe 400 times as fast.

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