DaveZeeman is actually Dave Zeeman.

Dave is sometimes a complete genius, but other times, a complete moron.

Dave Zeeman has a funny last name! :O

Dave Zeeman will be your Super Dave if you deserve it.

Dave Zeeman is lost in a black hole.

Dave Zeeman hasn't worked on a project in soooooooooooooo long but he can probably still give you coding advice.