Kafka Solvang

Little is known about the Kafka (Kafkus Solvangus). The Kafka is often found on the Island Sand Box, where it lives off ramen and squirrels. Armed with a giant fork and proximity mines, it fiercely protects its territory from the timid Noob. This majestic creature often spends its time building useless object that it gets pissed at, deletes in a spamming rage, and then feels sorry about later. Its scripting capabilities consist of prims shouting "poop" which it laughs maniacly at. Even though it has the attention span of 10 year old and is mature as one as well, it's a calm creature (except when hungry) and will help those who need it.